Character Marital Statuses

I'm leaving out all the single characters, because that list vastly outweighs all the ones who were actually in relationships. Any females on the married / divorced / widowed lists are listed with their maiden names, regardless of whether they took their husband's name.

Married
  1. Adelaide Williams ♥ Marcus Sloper
  2. Alice Chevalier ♥ Frank Longbottom
  3. Alice Sauveterre ♥ Frank Longbottom
  4. Anthony Goldstein ♥ Leanne Rabnott
  5. Audrey Doge ♥ Percy Weasley
  6. Audrey Dunbar ♥ Ryland Fawcett
  7. Beth Winston ♥ George Richmond (but he might be dead? she has no way of knowing)
  8. Cassandra Wood ♥ Jack Dorny
  9. Eleanor Branstone ♥ Matthew Greene
  10. Elettra Volpe ♥ Guillaume Berger (her old language tutor, who was fourteen years older than her, oh so scandalous!)
  11. Geoffrey Hooper ♥ Victoria Frobisher
  12. Gustave Arquette ♥ Michelle Blanchard
  13. Harmony Wagtail ♥ Daniel Smythe
  14. Hugh Bradley ♥ Morag MacDougal
  15. Katie Bell ♥ Oliver Wood (for the second time)
  16. Keira Bundy ♥ Ritchie Coote
  17. Narcissa Black ♥ Lucius Malfoy
  18. Rachel Smythe ♥ Jason Dunstan
  19. Regan Belby ♥ Patrick Wood
  20. Regina Adamson ♥ Patrick Wood
  21. Sally-Anne Perks ♥ Nathaniel Cadwallader
  22. Sally-Anne Perks ♥ Nathaniel Cadwallader
  23. Sally-Anne Perks ♥ Nathaniel Cadwallader
  24. Sally-Anne Perks ♥ Oliver Wood
  25. Tiberius Ogden ♥ Elisabeth Turpin
  26. Victoria Rosier ♥ Gaius Burke
Divorced / Separated
  1. Charles Richardson / Jeanne Wills (amicable dissolution); / Anne Bernard (ALL THE DRAMAZ)
  2. Eloise Midgen / Julien Bertrand (WHO WAS AN ASS, SO SHE LEFT HIM BEFORE THE WEDDING)
  3. Eric Hawthorne / Virginia Westin (they were never actually married, but Virginia broke their engagement, so it was practically the same thing as getting divorced minus the lawyers)
  4. Hans Amsel / Nadya Sokolova (divorced after he came out as bisexual to her and she left him); / Anastasiya Konstantinova (divorced after Nadya used their son to destroy Hans)
  5. Katie Bell / Oliver Wood (try #1 ended in an amicable divorce)
  6. Nathan Griggs / Bronwyn Llewellyn (relatively amicable divorce) / TBD
  7. Richard Stockton / Alexis Jefferson (divorced)
  8. Thomas Proudfoot / Eleanor Branstone (separated)
Widowed
  1. Beth Winston x George Richmond (but he might not be dead!!)
  2. Elphias Doge x Alma Williams (died in childbirth); x Elisabeth [something] (died of complications of dragon pox); x Cecilia Hayes (killed in a vampire attack) (he just really had bad luck with wives...)
  3. Hans Amsel x Naomi Bernard (died in Azkaban WHILE PREGNANT)
  4. Persephone Wolfe x Tobias Jugson (YOU WERE RIGHT, PODMORE! SHE DID MURDER HIM! AND FLORENCE TOO!)
  5. Terry Boot x Brigitta Wiegand (died in childbirth)
  6. Theodore Orsini x Annie Eastman (car accident on her way home from finding out she was pregnant)
  7. Valentino Montagna x April Ryan (car accident, to which he was one of the first responders)
Engaged
  1. Miriam Strout ♥ Lucas Williams
  2. Sally-Anne Perks ♥ Oliver Wood
  3. Scott Bagley ♥ Anna Westin (they were engaged before he ended up in Abenterra)
  4. Stasya Krestyanova ♥ Vladimir Krum (arranged marriage)
Involved
  1. Alexander Taylor ♥ Danae Thornridge
  2. Alice Chevalier ♥ Frank Longbottom
  3. Alice Hargrove ♥ Frank Longbottom
  4. Alice Proulx ♥ Frank Longbottom
  5. Alicia Spinnet ♥ George Weasley (sorta? a little bit?)
  6. Anya Grigorev / Phoenix ♥ Charlie Ramirez / Bullet
  7. Benjamin Davies ♥ Norah Wright
  8. Benjamin Dover ♥ Melissa Lynch
  9. Caitlin Shaughnessy ♥ Alastor Moody
  10. Caitrin O'Rourke ♥ Alastor Moody
  11. Carissa Hawthorne ♥ Colin Westin
  12. Cassidy Abercrombie ♥ Regulus Black (but shh, it's a secret because it's forbidden)
  13. Daine Sarrasri ♥ Numair Salmalín (about as "together" as you can get without being married)
  14. Davy Gudgeon ♥ Ji-Eun Kang
  15. Davy Gudgeon ♥ Ji-Eun Kang
  16. Eamon Shaughnessy ♥ Aglaia St. Michael
  17. Eden Richardson ♥ Remington Northway
  18. Elizabeth Wakefield ♥ Todd Wilkins (sorta, but maybe he dated Jess at one point?)
  19. Geoffrey Hooper ♥ Victoria Frobisher
  20. Hugh Bradley ♥ Morag MacDougal (even though he will always feel as though he doesn't deserve her)
  21. Isabella Tayson ♥ Michael Harrison
  22. Isabelle Sokoll ♥ Troy Greene
  23. Julian Weyland ♥ Margery Dove (up until she was murdered by death eaters)
  24. Kaylee Frye ♥ Simon Tam (FINALLY)
  25. Mandy Brocklehurst ♥ Devdan Patil
  26. Margaret Kenmore ♥ Demetrius Smith (but she isn't sure why he likes her)
  27. Marlene McKinnon ♥ Caradoc Dearborn
  28. Megan Marple ♥ Elijah Griggs
  29. Michael Hopkins ♥ Isobel Finnigan
  30. Sarra Ketteridge ♥ Callum Quince (and also ♥ Mathiew Lenier)
  31. Siobhan O'Brien ♥ Barry Ryan (sixteen years totally isn't a huge age difference)
  32. Terry Boot ♥ Parvati Patil
  33. Terry Boot ♥ Su Li
Honorable Mentions
  1. Alexis Ketteridge was forever and ever crushing on her boss Paul Zeller, to whom she FINALLY admitted her feelings about a month before the end of the game.
  2. Dorcas Meadows was in a relationship with Sean Clarkson, but then ended up in a triangle with him and his ex-girlfriend Adriana Baptiste, and then broke up with him.
  3. Eleanor Branstone was TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH John Engleson, the History professor at RLA. Unrequited love at its finest, without going all Fatal Attraction or anything.
  4. Elise Corner had a baby with her ex-boyfriend, Monty Wood, who she broke up with because he didn't want to marry her right now and she was hormonal and overdramatic and a teenager. But she still loved him.
  5. Hans Amsel was also involved with two men, though he never married either. He and Bernard Holtzer parted amicably when Hans moved to England, and he ended things with Langdon Hathaway because he had already been burned twice because of keeping a secret (his sexuality from wives #1 & #2, the fact that he's a wizard from muggle Langdon) and couldn't handle it happening again.
  6. Jennifer Nolan had really bad taste in boyfriends and also went through them like kleenex.
  7. Mary Macdonald was broken, but her best friend Chase Harper wanted to fix her and also she was in love with him but Stuff kept happening and I don't think they ever quite actually got together?
  8. Septima Vector had a CRUSH on fellow prefect Barnabus Cuffe... who she didn't know was actually gay and just liked her as a friend.
  9. Terry Boot had a son with ex-girlfriend Parvati Patil, and was also sorta starting to fall in love with his best friend, Su Li.
  10. Theodore Smith never had a chance to get together with Jessie Conway!
  11. William Bell was maybe sort of in love with his little sister's best friend Rin Clarke but also she's his sister's best friend and so he shouldn't? Because TEENAGERS.